I think I’ll go into the pliers business and open up a franchise in Perfidious Albion. Soon everyone on that benighted isle will need a pair. The Daily Mail reports that half the country can’t find a dentist:

Half the population has received no dental care on the NHS in the last two years.

 So, where do they go for dental care?

Thousands of suffering patients are turning up at hospital emergency departments for treatment because they cannot find an NHS dentist.

And how are the NHS apparatchiks dealing with the problem? Denial!

Access to an NHS dentist has remained broadly stable since the introduction of the new contract.

Uh-huh. Access to NHS dentists is ”stable” in the same way that Yasser Arafat is “stable.” The system was moribund before and it remains at death’s door.

This is the kind of stability that government-run health care provides.